Posts by Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

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I went Elder Hunting yesterday!

win my first post i introduced you to tweedle dee and tweedle dum, ( surprise elders visit ).

well last sunday night i got phone call from t- dum, he informed me that t-dee was listening in, no doubt practicing his short hand.

t-dum went on to say how he was concerned that we were making the biggest mistake of our lives, yada yada.

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

Desirous of change: Not a fader, not afraid of bullies, my new mantra is Hunt them before they hunt you!! Thanks

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I went Elder Hunting yesterday!

by Tight Pants Twinkle Toes in

win my first post i introduced you to tweedle dee and tweedle dum, ( surprise elders visit ).

well last sunday night i got phone call from t- dum, he informed me that t-dee was listening in, no doubt practicing his short hand.

t-dum went on to say how he was concerned that we were making the biggest mistake of our lives, yada yada.

WIn my first post I introduced you to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle dum, ( Surprise Elders Visit ). Well last Sunday night I got phone call from T- Dum, he informed me that T-Dee was listening in, no doubt practicing his short hand. T-Dum went on to say how he was concerned that we were making the biggest mistake of our lives, yada yada. I informed him we were perfectly happy with our decision. He immediately got to the real reason for the call....."Tell me what you meant when you said, I don't want to be a part of this Organization anymore"? I waited a good while and let him think he had asked a real profound, soul searcher, then in my best Michael Corleone voice, I replied, " I have no recollection of that Senator" He stuttered around and asked another 'stumper', I replied "no comment", and politely hung up the phone.

Well as the week went by that little conversation really began to piss me off, and I decided to go Elder Hunting, recognizing that these are shy, skittish, but still vicious little bastards, I planned my hunt carefully. I knew this particular target worked a our local Lowes, so I would endeaver to trap him at work, where he would be most vulnerable. Wow, was I lucky, it just so happened that this particular small 'woodland creature' was stationed at the end of an aisle spotting for the fork lift driver so he couldn't move. I quietly stepped up along side my prey, while both of us we're looking in the same direction, I, in my best Achmed the Dead Terrorist voice, (I hear voices) I whispered sweetly into his ear, "Gooood evening, Infidel". Poor thing, he nearly shit himself, as he recoiled back, his eyes blinking wildly, as big as saucers, he managed a week smile, and to my amazement spoke, "H-H-Hey buddy" I decide to play with him first, " Hey T-dum, what were you trying to do the other night when you called and asked those soul searching questions?" His weak fumbling response went something like, "well, I,I was just trying to see wh- wh what your position is". "You know very well what my position is." I followed up with, " Are you coming after us? If you are let's get on with it!"

After another a wild blinking event, he stated, "well, no, probably not, as long as you keep your mouth shut." I have to say, as mild and gentle a person as I am, (right?) THAT triggered me a little, and I decided to go for the kill, I proceeded to blast his ass, with everything from, ARC to 1914, Beth Sarim and Beth Shan, to the shit written in the Finished Mystery, Rutherfords, and even Freddie's toxic bullshit, not to mention those Ass clowns on the GB now! I then calmly informed Tweedle-Dum, if you come after me and my wife, " I will sue all of you, and you know I have the means and the determination to do it. This of course was followed by his most pronounced blinking fit, he blurted out you wouldn't sue me would you!? I looked him kindly in the eye and purred sweetly, "it's nothing personal."

The last memory I have of this small nervous woodland creature is him bolting across the store, blinking wildly, muttering, "I have to get back to work!"

I never thought that hunting was that much fun, now I'm thinking I might do it for a living!

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A WTF Moment While In the WTS

by Searching in

has anyone else had a moment, while still within the organization (and before learning ttatt) that caused them to stop and go, "this is kind of messed up.".

for instance, back i believe in the early 2000's, i was attending a dc with my family.

it was announced at the beginning of the convention that there was going to be a special announcement at the end, so for everyone to please try to remain until the very end of the meeting.

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

A big one for me was while serving as an elder in Del Ray Beach, FL, we caught the CO, Steve Ferrell, stealing money from the congregations and the circuit. He did this by turning in his weekly expenses of almost $800.00. He first trolled the differant elders to see which ones would become his 'homies', he would reward his 'home boys' with coveted assignments ( I was told I looked like someone he could use in the Chairmans Office, after he noticed " the shine on my shoes and the crease in my pants") ,Instant Red Flag for me! After his visit was over and the COBE ( home boy royale) tried to ram through a vote on paying his expenses, but refused to show us his receipts even thought I demanded he produce them to the body. Several weeks later at the Circuit elders meeting his Pioneer School expenses ( $1500 ) came to the attention of the DO, and he was pissed. Well to make along story short, it turns out he had robbed at least 9 other congregations, A big investigation followed several elders were removed, and the CO quietly disappeared, replaced by another. End of story, right?

Imagine my shock when I found out several years later that Ferrell had been secretly moved to another circuit just like a pedophile fucking priest!! That was my WHAT THE FUCK!!! moment. It was never the same for me after that. Though that was a huge deal in my mind, I now realize that was only a misdemeanor compared to the real horrific pedophile crimes now coming to light in every country in the world.

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its saturday morning and its pouring down rain...

by nowwhat? in

how many jdubs are going out in service anyway because "they have to get their time in.

" that's some "best life ever!

" you guys got going on!

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

Sittin' on my ass by the pool, drink in hand... thinking about all I'm missing out on.....NOT!!!

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Another JW Urban Legend Thread

by Funchback in

threads about jw urban legends are nothing new on this forum.

they are loads of fun to read.

how many of you remember the one about the teenager who skipped the meeting and decided to get into a car with his worldly friends and they worldly guys decided to rob a store and the jw didn't know they were going to do so but he was arrested simply for being with them?.

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

True story....Happened in Orlando. Sister walking down the street in broad daylight. As she was passing an alley, two homosexuals jumped her, dragged her into the alley, one held her down,the other...did her hair. just sayin

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The coordinator of cong visited me last night

by Chook in

he ran into me a work and asked could he come , i said only if you're by yourself and don't wear company garb.

3 hours later and i might as well talked to myself.

i used every illustration and persuasive argument.

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

Chook,

You dumbass your always confusing them with the Facts. Remember 'babysteps'...'babysteps' or they will shit there panties!

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Favorite/least favorite CO's and DO's

by HereIgo in

i posted this thread sometime last year but thought i would revive it due to the new ones on the board, and to change things up a bit.

my favorite?

bro murikami, from hawaii, very humble, kind bro.

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

Ahh... Steve Misterfeld a real piss sniffer.

Harfman jacked off looking in the mirror.

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Favorite/least favorite CO's and DO's

by HereIgo in

i posted this thread sometime last year but thought i would revive it due to the new ones on the board, and to change things up a bit.

my favorite?

bro murikami, from hawaii, very humble, kind bro.

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

I knew Tucker before he went into circuit work, your right, nice guy, still an idiot.

yeah the Beauty and the Beast thing was a real hot button of his.

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Favorite/least favorite CO's and DO's

by HereIgo in

i posted this thread sometime last year but thought i would revive it due to the new ones on the board, and to change things up a bit.

my favorite?

bro murikami, from hawaii, very humble, kind bro.

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

So many Assholes so little time,

some nice guys....

DO..Floyd Kite, CA 1973ish,

DO...Bartell, TX, 1980ish

CO..Roger Cantwell

Assholes: DO.. Brandozzi super dick.

DO..Angelo Mannera thought he was hot shit.

CO..Bruno Fredinelli looked like afucking bulldog acted like one to.

CO..Joe Tucker..idiot..

CO..Dick Jones self righteous BOOB

CO..Floyd Garret..wife Sea Hag. I was an MS in a small town in EastTexas, Pittsburg to be exact. Caught a couple of elders in some shit and lying about it. I'd had enough and decided to leave, elders told me if I'd keep my mouth shut and be a good boy Iwould be an elder with the next CO visit, if not I asked? He drew his finger across his throat. We moved to a near by cong. Got a bad letter, the PO had been a friend for many years, and wanted to dispute the letter. I said forget it but he went and got Garret involved. He 'investigated', a few weeks later he came back and said, " you were right, and they were guilty, but I'm going to remove you, because it's easier to remove an MS than elders, and besides who will I find to replace them? And it was to much paper work" I said "how about a couple of sisters?" He didn't think that was very funny, I told him I wasn't trying to be funny, and this wasn't fair, his response.."who said life was fair?"

Sometime later we moved to Tyler TX. A year later guess who our new CO is ? Bingo...Garret. He puts me in his service group, The rest of the group were in the car, he stops me and says "Your a fighter, I didn't think you would make it after what happened before". I responded " what if I had not made it?!? If you were to lazy to do your job, and couldn't handle the paper work then perhaps you should retire and let someone else do it, and if this is your feeble attempt at an apology, keep it, and we should get back in the car because I have a real urge to knock you out right here." Funny he never mentioned our little chat to the elders there.

Biggest Asshole of them all ( based on my limited exposure )........Steve Ferrel, but this a story for another time, this one stands alone, and is what really started my journey to freedom.

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OMG!! the Stereotyping!!

by Tight Pants Twinkle Toes in

did anyone notice the blatant stereotyping in the ' remember the wife of lot' video?.

the only thing missing with the oriental family was a pony tailed servant named 'hopsing' and that they all go off to work at the family laundry.. the mexican family ate tacos, refried beans, and hotsauce ('not there is anything wrong with hotsauce'....,sienfeld) at every meal, and of course the dad was a landscaper.

wtf!?!?

Tight Pants Twinkle Toes

Good one Sparky...what no ponytail? I think your really on to something there.